LA LA LAND

In a world where animals form unspeakable bonds...
And things are not what they seem...
Comes the remarkable true story of a girl who is BALLIN OUTTA CONTROL...

The excitement became difficult to contain. Her face lit up brilliantly as smiled and pointed, "Look, we're here, we're here!"

As the ship approached the island and the captain looked for an open space to dock, the landscape began to reveal itself through early morning mist and dawn's light. The island's beach was a lush, green environment with gigantic rolling hills in the distance that were unlike anything she had ever seen before; it seemed like they were as tall as the sky, but behind them one could see massive buildings. She proclaimed, "Those must be the hotels!" The buildings resembled ancient egyptian architecture that while clashing with the environment on the surface, still gave forth an effect of extreme extravagance that made it unique enough to expand the definition of perfection. The beach itself was very small and it was only twenty feet from the neatly trimmed grassy area.

Upon arriving on shore and unloading, she noticed what she thought were oddly-shaped rocks in the grassy area. She prodded at them with her foot and began kicking them amusingly like an innocent child, completely lost in the moment. Further away, there were raccoons and sheep that made a circular formation by holding hands. She thought this was strange. Raccoons and sheep don't mix together, and why are they in a circle, dancing, she thought to herself. It was then that she looked around and saw camels grazing. These objects at her feet were not rocks. She cringed but refused to let the situation affect her happiness. It was her much-needed, long-awaited vacation. The raccoons and sheep began to scatter, revealing what was inside the circle. It was her suitcases. The animals had ravaged her belongings.

Frustrated at the unfortunate events to begin her vacation, she screamed,

"FUCK!!!!!!!!!! CRACK A BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!! BLAZE A POUND OF WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"